Why I'm still unemployed

Well, I've had a few interviews since I last talked to myself. My last name is Lindner. Note the "d" surrounded by 2 "n's". It's difficult for people to fathom such a stretch of consonants, especially those who work in Human Resources. Apparently I'm a potential human resource. Anyway, I was supposed to get an e mail a few weeks ago from a potential hirer. The interview was wonderful, akin to hanging out with a girl at a bar for 2 hours, knowing full well that you're getting laid after last call. Well, she disappeared before last call. My e mail address, spelled correctly on my resume, was most likely spelled mlinder1@gmail.com. That would not go to me. Rather, it would go to someone who has the last name Linder. Everyone knows that the Linders are losers. A bunch of fucking cocksuckers. I'm a Lindner. Big difference. The shit I have to deal with sometimes. Jesus H. Christ.